Hi I'm Kalista,16, Larry and Mikal shipper, whovian, enjoyer of lotsa different music, love all you guys😘
I don’t think you understand how much it pains me to see you and know we’ll never be the same…
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between
Every Tumblr user who reblogs this will get their URL immortalized in a journal and I will give it to Peter Pan himself when I’m in Disney World this Summer! :D
oH HELL YES,
This is kind of amazing.
i cant scroll pass this
i literally cannot
I’ll love you till you hate me again
when we were at the airport one time the guy at check-in reminded us that we weren’t allowed to carry sharp objects with us onto the plane and i said “oh damn looks like i’ll have to leave behind my wit” and thats how i made a middle-aged guy laugh so hard he had to get his colleague to take over his check-in desk
a happy couple might’ve got married today
someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today
someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today
someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today
lots of interesting things might’ve happening today
we should celebrate
you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives
This textpost literally just saved my life.